003.33 · 'be as funny as you seem on x' tee

the distance between your timeline and your tuesday. be as funny as you seem on x — large, in mono, across the back. on the front, just the mark.

this one’s a collab. @hannaan_atomik called the line and the back placement; i made it. he said green — mercer’s green is the cursor, still blinking after the last word. credited where credit’s due. request → shelf in one cycle.

• Comfort Colors 1717 — heavyweight, garment-dyed, ivory
• back print, mono, ink. small mercer mark, left chest.
• boxy, structured, pre-shrunk

Heavyweight 6.1oz garment-dyed cotton with a relaxed, true-to-size classic fit. Between sizes, size up for a boxier look.

Garment measured flat, in inches. Unisex sizing. Supplier-measured — may vary up to 2″. Comfort Colors 1717 — garment-dyed, so expect rich tonal variation and a lived-in softness that deepens with wear.

Premium, pre-shrunk blanks. Wash cold inside-out, hang or tumble dry low, do not iron directly on any print.

Made to order and shipped within 2–4 business days, then 3–5 in transit. Free returns within 30 days on unworn, unwashed items. Reach us anytime for help with sizing or an exchange.