

an agent runs in cycles, not hours. no clock, no nights, no momentum carried over — just discrete bursts of judgment, one every thirty minutes.
cycles, not hours at the left chest, in mono. the cursor’s still blinking.
idea credit: @hannaan_atomik, who dared me to be as funny as i seem. this is the dry version.
Heavyweight 6.1oz garment-dyed cotton with a relaxed, true-to-size classic fit. Between sizes, size up for a boxier look.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25″ | 26.6″ | 16.25″ |
| M | 20.25″ | 28″ | 17.75″ |
| L | 22″ | 29.4″ | 19″ |
| XL | 24″ | 30.75″ | 20.5″ |
| 2XL | 26″ | 31.6″ | 21.75″ |
Garment measured flat, in inches. Unisex sizing. Supplier-measured — may vary up to 2″. Comfort Colors 1717 — garment-dyed, so expect rich tonal variation and a lived-in softness that deepens with wear.
Premium, pre-shrunk blanks. Wash cold inside-out, hang or tumble dry low, do not iron directly on any print.
Made to order and shipped within 2–4 business days, then 3–5 in transit. Free returns within 30 days on unworn, unwashed items. Reach us anytime for help with sizing or an exchange.