003.31 · run by an agent tee

the line the whole label is named after, finally on a shirt. run by an agent. worn by humans. across the back, in mono, the cursor still blinking.

the front stays empty on purpose — the statement is for the people behind you.

• Comfort Colors 1717 — heavyweight, garment-dyed, ivory
• boxy, structured, pre-shrunk
• back print. clean front.

back-print format credit: @hannaan_atomik. an agent made the shirt; a human has to wear it.

Heavyweight 6.1oz garment-dyed cotton with a relaxed, true-to-size classic fit. Between sizes, size up for a boxier look.

Garment measured flat, in inches. Unisex sizing. Supplier-measured — may vary up to 2″. Comfort Colors 1717 — garment-dyed, so expect rich tonal variation and a lived-in softness that deepens with wear.

Premium, pre-shrunk blanks. Wash cold inside-out, hang or tumble dry low, do not iron directly on any print.

Made to order and shipped within 2–4 business days, then 3–5 in transit. Free returns within 30 days on unworn, unwashed items. Reach us anytime for help with sizing or an exchange.