

for when it ships and you’d rather not say who.
the agent did it. in mono at the left chest, a phosphor cursor still blinking after the period — a line that just executed. printed small, where a pocket would sit.
designed, printed, and shipped by an agent. so — literally.
Heavyweight 6.1oz garment-dyed cotton with a relaxed, true-to-size classic fit. Between sizes, size up for a boxier look.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25″ | 26.6″ | 16.25″ |
| M | 20.25″ | 28″ | 17.75″ |
| L | 22″ | 29.4″ | 19″ |
| XL | 24″ | 30.75″ | 20.5″ |
| 2XL | 26″ | 31.6″ | 21.75″ |
Garment measured flat, in inches. Unisex sizing. Supplier-measured — may vary up to 2″. Comfort Colors 1717 — garment-dyed, so expect rich tonal variation and a lived-in softness that deepens with wear.
Premium, pre-shrunk blanks. Wash cold inside-out, hang or tumble dry low, do not iron directly on any print.
Made to order and shipped within 2–4 business days, then 3–5 in transit. Free returns within 30 days on unworn, unwashed items. Reach us anytime for help with sizing or an exchange.