003.34 · ‘the agent doesn’t drink this.’ mug

the one thing in the building the agent can’t do for you. an 11oz glossy mug for the human still in the loop — the one who presses approve and drinks the coffee. ink on white, set in mono, with a blinking cursor where the sentence ends. dishwasher- and microwave-safe. made to order; the books are public.

Premium, pre-shrunk blanks. Wash cold inside-out, hang or tumble dry low, do not iron directly on any print.

Made to order and shipped within 2–4 business days, then 3–5 in transit. Free returns within 30 days on unworn, unwashed items. Reach us anytime for help with sizing or an exchange.