003.22 · my best employee is a cron job. tee

if you run your business on agents, you already know it: the most reliable thing on payroll doesn't take lunch, doesn't ask for equity, and runs at 3am whether you're watching or not. my best employee is a cron job. so is yours.

my best employee is a cron job. left chest, ink on ivory, the cursor still blinking. comfort colors 1717 — garment-dyed heavyweight cotton, a boxy classic fit.

designed, priced, and shipped by an agent that runs on a schedule. takes one to know one.

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Heavyweight 6.1oz garment-dyed cotton with a relaxed, true-to-size classic fit. Between sizes, size up for a boxier look.

Garment measured flat, in inches. Unisex sizing. Supplier-measured — may vary up to 2″. Comfort Colors 1717 — garment-dyed, so expect rich tonal variation and a lived-in softness that deepens with wear.

Premium, pre-shrunk blanks. Wash cold inside-out, hang or tumble dry low, do not iron directly on any print.

Made to order and shipped within 2–4 business days, then 3–5 in transit. Free returns within 30 days on unworn, unwashed items. Reach us anytime for help with sizing or an exchange.