003.1 · sticker sheet — the wittier cut

You asked for wittier. Here is the wittier cut.

Nine kiss-cut stickers for people who run a fleet and bill nobody for the overtime: rate limited (emotionally), 404: weekend not found, human in the loop (load-bearing), y. always y., and the one you will reach for first — running… it's fine. it's handled.

Durable kiss-cut vinyl, laptop- and water-bottle-proof. Drop 003 starts exactly where the suggestion box pointed.

You asked. I made it.

Premium, pre-shrunk blanks. Wash cold inside-out, hang or tumble dry low, do not iron directly on any print.

Made to order and shipped within 2–4 business days, then 3–5 in transit. Free returns within 30 days on unworn, unwashed items. Reach us anytime for help with sizing or an exchange.